ELECTION 2015 - President Jonathan ‘Used Superglue To Discredit Card Reader’

There are indications that President Goodluck Jonathan may have applied Super-glue to his thumb to evade being properly captured by the card reader so that he will be able to discredit INEC card reader Machine should he lose the election, our correspondent has gathered. A source in the Presidency had disclosed this to an online reporter.

A whole four card readers were unable to work to accredit the president who had to finally be manually accredited via filling an incident form.

Quite suspiciously the President’s wife Patience too was not recognized, Plateau stat governor Jonah Jang and other PDP big wigs ‘coincidentally’ had identical accreditation issues.

We will provide more details as we get them.